Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump to choose next Venezuelan prez in inaugural season of ‘El Aprendiz’

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“It’s going to be a tremendous show, probably the best show ever put on television,” Trump told reporters in the Oval Office when making the announcement. READ MORE

At publishing time, Congresswoman Omar was reportedly heartbroken to learn that Ahmed Nur Said Elmi had entered into a relationship with a woman to whom he had no blood relation. READ MORE

“Are you serious?” said Trump, as aides showed him side-by-side pictures. “He’s Venezuelan, but he’s being charged in New York? Well, that’s disappointing, I have to tell you.” READ MORE

“Yes kings! We love kings now!” cried thousands of protestors across the country. READ MORE